This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin' out there.
People have been asking for us to reprint our Big Trouble In Little China design for quite some time. Well here we go folks, pre-orders are up for t-shirts, long-sleeves, and hoodies! Long sleeves and hoodies are pre-order only.
And remember... When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."